I’m feeling fresh as a cucumber,had a late night shave and an acrobatic bath …acrobatic why…coz when…the shower won’t work and u dunn have the resources (read balti and mugga,some fuker stole my mugga ) u need to pull up all ur baba ramdev yogasanas to wet ur butt…under a tap the height of ur kneecaps [;)]
it’s 4 am…..just back from the third snack break..for the nite..!
it’s awesome once to ccd,once to lambu ka dhaba and once..to..the petrol pump..
except, the only glitch is they all end with some friend reminding “just 2 weeks to go before it all ends”…..grim reminder…ones that I’d rather not have…….ones that make me think of doin of stackin all these things into these 2 weeks..all at once ….guess things dunn work this way though
anyways chk this out…this sure does make life better !
breakin news .
my friend “A” presently doin…phd from Atlanta
has a gf ..whos’ doin the same….(phd I mean)
who has a chacha in LA ( btw chacha=uncle ,for understanding of angrez nikampoops)
who is a vet
happens to treat Paris Hilton’s bitch (as in the real bitch the dog and bitch kinds bitch)
so wow na !
I have never felt so close to paris hilton…not even with her tape !
Well that’s about the most interesting thing that has happened in my life for a while !
So u can gather wot a sorry state of affairs it is…..
Exams n shit…got one more(last ) to go…….i have been studying a bit…
Courtesy some kutwas.,
Kutwas =dogs = guys who study too much…..
Technically evry one is entitled to their 10 hours of doggiedom the nite before the exam
(ek raat ke liye to kutta bana hi deti hai life)
However there r some…breeds…who..raise the bar…by studying way in adavance…
Turning into tigers, ligers,tigon and wot not (for the unitiaated refer wikkipedia)
And now these r kind of ppl(or doggies) who have made my life miserable..
I had never felt …such peer pressure before…..i wonder y folks say…..that u can’t study in the hostel…has worked just the reverse for me….
All this being said….my grades…will stagnate just the same
Coz uttar pradesh technical university makes it a point not to ask wot anshul dua has studied ,So technically….i end up studying way too much…(by past standards)
And getting the same grades…..
Which makes me so guilty
I guess I need to go revise the paris Hilton tape….
it’s a guilt killer….…….
there r other guilt killers here in abundance…..
particularly fascinating……is when…u save a story as a web page(yeah we r not talking about Macbeth ,and discovery of India)….and windows saves it as files
so u end up mantaining
1) the exciting bus journey files
2) rita ,my new secretary files
3) the african safari files
Lol……..makes my computer sound big and important…
The only thing u need to be warry of is ur dad getting hold of these documents
Otherwise tha’ll pretty much make up for a “anshul dua ,jaydad se bedakhal files”
PS:anbody havin more of such files may duly mail me,regards
Life’s ironical…quite a bitch too..sometimes..no pretty often
I had been out of soap for quite a while…
I put it off n off n off
finally when I did get one I did splurge,
Palmolive aroma therapy ..hell yeah baby (am entitled to therapy exam time ,rite??)
So all excited…as I venture out for my grand bath
Tragedy struck like lightning in a rainy november nite
I realize…some fuker has stolen my sabundani
I guess I shud have stuck to hamam
Last to last week it was chirag’s
Last week mine
This week faiz…
Considering..the room number of the victims Praveen seem to be the next target
Some “sabundani luteres” …don’t want the B- block first floor folks to bathe
(sets me thinking is there an english word to a sabundani …soapcase….is it?..)
But then “soapcase bandits” is kinda corny so I’ll stick to my desi version
Sadistic people here at the hostel
Jaini had his mugaa stolen…only to discover…
that R usmein roj subah..chane bhigo ke khata tha for 1 full month…
I only hope my sabundani is not makin for some…flowerpot
I had my verizon interview scheduled…the day of our college rock show
It ws rather disheartening to…miss the one thing u have worked so hard..for..
And worse of all….the interview was a disaster….
And I had to..come back without . Sittin by the toilet…in the bogie…
Observing the toilet habbits of 72 ppl in the bogie,who unfailingly all wake up at 15 min intervals…to pee..once a while they like to spit their pans..and..and some like to puke…too.
Jaini taught me how to tie shoelaces the way his dad taught him
And I taught him the way mine did ! the only constructive thing we did thru the trip
We have no clue about our TCS joining dates as of yet….
Infact all the fizz of startin a new life n carreer has died out even before it has started
Half the time our conversation dwell around
how much tax will we pay
If we’ll have to downgrade from wills classic to capstan
Wether we will have to switch from baccardi..to thaili
Whether…u can afford to go to a multiplex and still have popcorn
Will ur gurl friend not ditch u for an oracle guy
And all such crap
I though have established a strong foothold …
I now have a chat gf in
(for the timebeing it’s not feasible to hv gurls in three dimensional space…so orkut fills in)
Trivadrum
Bhubaneshwar
And Hyderabad
Covered the likely training centers(pat on back)
Besides I learnt that TCS pays u 60k if u get married…in house I mean within company
Plus some substantial surprise..gift, that sure does define one solid goal for the time being
Any volunteers…?
Perception issues -:
Who am I ?
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I went to this marriage party with dad, within 5 mins….the brides father comes over…
Puts his hands paternally over my shoulder..and starts profusely apologizing..”beta Tuesday hai is liye we cudn’t keep drinks,I hope u dunn mind…im so sorry…”
Wot the fuck do I luk like a darual…?
I swear I went in clean shaven,formal dressed ,Mr goodie2shoes..
Mirror check
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went to buy….books…for the exams.,it ws actually a Photostat that was compiled..
The seller..refused to give me the full 5 units…even on repeated insitence..,said “ u have these four units.i’m doin this for ur own gud,u save money coz u wont’ be able to do five units…anyway “ phew !
Mirror check
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”A” now a very close friend of mine….said that …he wud never dare to talk to me…
When he dinn know..me…I ws kinda…”yo types & snobbish”
Mirror Check
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sample some profiles I got add requests from on Orkut
a) this gurl is doin..social work ,works for under privileged children…and wants to do some…phd in the same…thinks I’ll make a gud friend…
Huallah
Serious Mirror check
b) some mrs gupta,had her status as open marriage,thinks I am cute…
Sweet fuckin mother of god wot has this world come to
c) there’s another one who makes sculptures and sketches,and wants me to find her a sitar teacher . yaah rite…I have majored in rousseau,and monet .besides metallica ki leads sitar per hi to hain.
Nevertheless there r worse cases…gaurav gets friend request from guys from brazil
And Portugal who want to discuss…vhdl and circuit design…lmao
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I make great friends with gurls who r already commmited : or as a matter of fact ,they do get involved soon after meetin me,needless to say I’m not the one that makes the couple .am I some catalayst..?
If so I’d like to play negative catalyst
It is usually in the third week of my aquaintance….that I come across this glorious piece of information..
Say I’m talking to her and she wud casually say
“ohh not today…I’m goin with anuj”
“anuj who? “
“array my boyfriend..stupid!, I was just telling him about u “
Yeah rite!
Even worse…is when u hear
“we are getting married –and I so want you to be there “
Egggjactly y not.....
Worsest of all if there is any such word
“ u know anshul ,u shud fall in luv too ,it’s a wonderful feeling,I haven’t felt so happy in my life “
“yaah ,I feel so happy for u guys “
(so happy ki suhmita sen ki miss universe jitney wali feeling hoti jag uthi,hasi bhi ati hai.aur aanso bhi nahin rukte)
So am totally clueless…y all this happens…
Do these committed gurls think that I’m a totally harmless person
Or if I think the other way around which is highly plausible..i’m sure u all wud agree
They..r seeking something exciting beyond their present relationship
(pran wala twisted lip curl)
MIRROR CHECK
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